Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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