I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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