Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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