does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
