that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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