I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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