I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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