Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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