No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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