guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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