Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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