I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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