It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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