people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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