The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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