i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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