Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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