You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
