I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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