I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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