Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had to cum in my sink.
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