Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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