You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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