I cut my penus on the lid.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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