Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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