I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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