do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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