I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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