I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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