i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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