she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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