I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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