Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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