sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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