that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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