She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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