she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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