): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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