Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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