Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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