she was so not down for the gang bang
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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