I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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