Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
