Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There are leaves in my underwear?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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