I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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