Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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