Your tits are I can't wait for
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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