this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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