Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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