Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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