Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Found your dick twin last night
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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