Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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