Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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