i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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