That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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