Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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